Mommy: It’s time to go night-night.
Mommy: What would you rather do?
Audrey: Stay waked up.
Audrey’s thoughts from her first trip to Asheville, NC
“I lub those pretty mountains.”
“I have a blow up nose.”
in response to her first hot chocolate- “There’s cookies in it!”
“I’m gonna lax.” (relax)
Audrey opened a pad. She said to me, what’s this called? I answered, it’s a pad. She asked, what you do with it? So I answered, well it’s kind of like a diaper for ladies. Collects spills. She said, put it in your big girl panties?! Yep, yes you do.
(There you go, sure glad that talk’s out of the way.)